Hometown: Odessa, Ukraine
Profession: Entertainer, Fitness Guru, Spiritual Guide.
Hobbies: Watching my fingernails grow, admiring how long my fingernails are getting, having sex with married men.
Favorite Album: “Da” by Alla Pugacheva
Favorite Song: Right now it’s “Pussy” by Lady.
Favorite Artist: Alla Pugacheva and Khia.
F&G: How does it feel being a cover model for F&G? Were you nervous at all being photographed and wearing the “sacred” chain?
Katya: I feel very comfortable in front of the photographic lens. I am most at home in front of something very long and intrusive pointed at my face. I feel no intimidation. This chain was not real gold, I did not care for it.
F&G: What three words would you use to describe yourself?
Katya: Moist, Mysterious, Bisexual.
F&G: Give us a little fact about yourself that people might not expect.
Katya: My vagina looks remarkably like a penis. It’s very strange, but exciting. I am also the sweatiest woman in showbusiness.
F&G: We approached you because you strike a similarity to Kylie, do you agree? Do you feel you did the job?
Katya: I don’t know this woman. But whatever job I was called to do, I’m sure I did it very well.
F&G: If you could be any goddess what would you be, and what special powers would you have?
Katya: In my dreams I am a magical Chinese princess named Fan Ye Xao. My mother, the Queen of Asia, was raped by a dragon. I am 7 feet tall, I have an 18 inch waist, no breasts, and my vagina is a wildlife sanctuary with a glimmering silver pond that contains an elixir granting eternal life to all who drink from it. My powers include the ability to fly, cook meat with my bare hands, and to solve any math problem without a graphing calculator.
F&G: Who would win in a death match, Kylie or Lady Gaga, and how?
Katya: Well, that depends of course. Who is the referee? If its Jane Seymour, she kills them both before the bell rings. One must not fuck with a medicine woman.
F&G: So we are celebrating gay pride, what are you proud of?
Katya: Every day of my life is a prideful celebration of my beauty, poise, glamour and intelligence. I also drink in the shower every morning.
F&G: What do you have on those other divas out there at your night Perestroika? We always love going, it’s a great pump up before our party.
Katya: Excuse me? Perestroika is no pre-game pump party. I don’t believe in that kind of thing. In fact, this year, I eschew foreplay altogether. 2012 is all about the main event. Life is too short for kissy-kissy. Just stick it in already, I’ve got things to do.
You can see Katya and her friends perform every 1st monday of the month at Jacque’s Cabaret. That’s right! This June 4th!
